Saturday, April 14, 2012,
I've got a new hobby.
It goes like this:
Step 1: Find a gorgeous, well dressed lady in a crowded 2-way corridor (eg. MRT crossline bridges or tunnels)
Step 2 : Pace beside/behind her.
Step 3: Appear confident and 'intimate'
Step 4: Look into the eyes of everyone that walk pass.
You should experience something magical.
1. All the guys will sometime or another look, glance or even peek at the lady.
2. Then they will look at you, appearing shocked or disgusted if they think she is too good or too old for you.
3. But when you throw a fierce glance back at them, they will shudder and look away. HAHA
4. For females, they'll only look if she's confident and well dressed (Step 1)
5. Then they will look at you impressed. Sometimes even checking you out.
6. Should they look at you first, I would like to congratulate you! In this case I recommend you subtly smile back.
Tips for beginners:
1. Dress for the occasion. You must never dress-down, else you will not appear convincing enough. Remember, it's all in the first impression :P
2. You may consider to wear shades. So that no one can see who/what you are looking at. Then again, asians CANNOT pull this off. Apparently you look significantly retarded to wear them indoors. I have no idea why Europeans look cool whenever, wherever with shades.
3.Walking behind is always safer, but please make sure you are taller than the lady.
Advanced strategies:
There are certain ways to look intimate, mainly to manipulate human nature and biology as well as the Singaporean culture. For more details do contact me, and we could discuss it over coffee. :)
Labels: Hobby, Slices of Life
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